Male, age 24, straight: 5'0", former medical student, enjoys fisticuffs; seeks to meet lass, prefer one with a name redolent of an arse; must be willing to tolerate bloody sputum. Contact: Box Endymion.
Male, age 36, AC/DC: 5'9" on the left, 5'8" on the right, 136 lbs., dark eyes, dark hair; looking for attractive brunette partner, shared DNA not a problem, must be illiterate. Contact: Box GG.
Male, age 70, libertarian: Christian but dislikes organized religion, really into psychedelic experiences; seeks like minded soul for nude strolls through the garden. Swing by and let me show you my etchings! Contact: Box Tyger.
Male, age 29, straight: 5'11", brown hair, blue eyes, bit of a stoop, atheist, likes to read, attended college but no degree; unable to swim, but seeks free-spirited hippie chick for ménages à trois romps on the beach. Contact: Box Ozymandias.
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